Das Werkstatt

... BAD pun

YAY LIL!!!

yea, Jode's just a bitch, anyway *cuddles Lil*

oh, it gets better... he sent me for a mammogram today... whoever thought THAT little piece of torture was a good idea needs shooting! argh! he BETTER aquire answers for me on this one... or else.

Ingredients a 4256 gram tin of pitted black cherries in syrup (do not try to go healthy on me... must be in syrup) 2 cups of self raising flour 1/3 cup of cocoa powder 1/3 cup of caster sugar 60 grams of melted butter 1 cup of dark chocolate 1/2 cup of choc hazlenut spread 1 egg, beaten a 200 ml tu...

*dies laughing*

omg omg omg lmao... one of the fc opers (who shall remain nameless) has the same issue... i get to listen to him bitch.

we are currently planning to kill his boss BOFH-style...

.. and why must these stitches keep tangling?

coz that'd make sense, silly.

nothing's real. you're not actually reading this. YOU DON'T EXIST!

her blood would probably lower my iq... no thanks

okay, so can we kill them all now? oh & i wanna kill some psychiatrists, too... but that's another bitch session & my doc has LEFT ME TOO FUCKING SORE TO WRITE IT!

define speedlimit: maximum speed that you can safely drive IN IDEAL CONDITIONS

it's a sad world where we're trained NOT to use our imaginations, isn't it?

okay, somebody explain the logic of this to me... i got to the doctor today, after finding a lump near my right breast... it's tender... sore, actually & i tell him this... he then spends the next 20 mins poking & prodding at the bloody thing!!! as if i'm not in enough pain! THEN he sends me...

i was too busy laughing at her to classify it, i guess