fucking OUCH!!!!

desi · Post by **desi** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 2:40 pm

okay, somebody explain the logic of this to me... i got to the doctor today, after finding a lump near my right breast... it's tender... sore, actually & i tell him this... he then spends the next 20 mins poking & prodding at the bloody thing!!! as if i'm not in enough pain! THEN he sends me for an ultrasound where the process is repeated & added to! ARGH! do you have to be a fucking sadist to be a doctor these days??? *sulks, whimpers, ect*

poppycat · Post by **poppycat** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 2:47 pm

It is part of the job description baby.. along with stupid phrases like 'Does this hurt?' *poke*, 'Try to relax' *while you have your legs seemingly 6 feet apart in stirrups and 20 students are looking at your twat while the hairy monkey doctor gets out some medaeval and very cold torture equipment and rams it right up every orifice*, 'Oh, it is 'only' the flu...' gahhhhhh I am dying here!

Yeah.. doctors are bad, but I think doctors receptionists are worse, they are the demons kicked out of hell for being unnaturaly cruel

desi · Post by **desi** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 2:54 pm

okay, so can we kill them all now? oh & i wanna kill some psychiatrists, too... but that's another bitch session & my doc has LEFT ME TOO FUCKING SORE TO WRITE IT!

^Charon^ · Post by **^Charon^** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 3:49 am

I got raped by a speculum a little while ago. i can sympathize

desi · Post by **desi** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:56 pm

oh, it gets better... he sent me for a mammogram today... whoever thought THAT little piece of torture was a good idea needs shooting! argh!

he BETTER aquire answers for me on this one... or else.

testuser · Post by **testuser** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 6:12 pm

Some doctors just love their job too much.
You see, if you pay $70 for a 5mn diagnostic, you feel cheated. So doctors feel like they need to show off...