Why does my mum make the shittest sandwiches in the world??? The filling is non-existant, there aint enough butter, they're so dry, it takes me like 30 minutes to get thru one, I have to take a sip of water after every mouthfull just to swallow the fucker.... Only thing worse would be having to make my own sandwiches!!
AND... she puts lettuce and cucumber in it ffs, just makes it soggy and taste bad - GREEN AGAIN!!! AGGGHHH
Awwww...maybe you could ask your mum if you could have school..erm.. I mean cafeteria dinners instead. She could give you a couple of quid for chips and a can of coke every day *pats you on the head*
Jode is immortal I think. He is too stubborn to admit that he could die and therefore when the time comes he will not, instead choosing to give life just one more chance to prove it wont assfuck him. Of course it will still anally violate him with a splintery broom, but he will hold on regardless because that is Jode
Yeah we are... he has really crap taste in women.. I mean exceptionally unbelievable crap taste. If he was on Blind date and he was picking, he would choose the transexual alien with 3 heads and tourettes who was just getting over her 16 previous relationships.