Ok let me correct you on a few things, firstly... I pay my parents 275 pounds a month... So yes she can fucking start making my food better... Secondly i DO know everything about everything, i am god!
Thirdly shut the fuck up about my taste in women, something went wrong, but we sorted shit out... When things are right she makes me feel like the happiest person alive... so leave it!
Fourthly, I never claimed to be the best gamer on the planet, i just do it for fun, it's a hobby, not a sport...
Fithly - there is nothing wrong with anal and death fetishes - it's perfectly natural
