Fucking stupid bitch-woman

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Ven
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Fucking stupid bitch-woman

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This new woman at work SUCKS ASS, and no not literally, else I wouldn't be bitching that much. Oh bitch woman, how dost thou suck ass? Let me count the ways:

1) She smells.
2) She makes shit tea.
3) Her attitude sucks.
4) She SUPPOSEDLY has experience in office admin yet she is unable to perform the most basic WP tasks (changing font size etc).
5) She's a fucking dick.
6) Today she tried to change the fax cartridge WHILE THE BLOODY THING WAS PRINTING. It didn't need changed, but she fucked it. Then she fucked a new cartridge because she couldn't follow basic instructions for replacing it.
7) Today she also printed a 20 page full colour document in maximum detail; consequently, I now have no ink in my printer.
8) She's a total fucking dick.
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Also, forums that parse 8) as a stupid fucking smiley when I'm clearly listing stuff are gay.
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Gods, she sounds hideously stupid!! How on earth did she think that changing a cartridge in a printing fax machine was a possibility? *rolls her eyes* She needs shot :shock:
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i'll shoot her!
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Bitching continued.

<Ven> grr fucking stupid work bitch
<Ven> I honestly want to kill her
<Ven> if I could kill one person in the world, it'd be her
<Ven> she's such a fucking retard
<Belxjander> Ven: what does she do to irritate you ?
<Ven> She lives.
<Ven> Her presence is enough to annoy the hell out of me
<Ven> everything she does is completely retarded in one way or another
<Ven> and it is aggravated by the fact that when they were interviewing for her position
<cyberjacques> is this your boss?
<Ven> there were some highly qualified ppl applying
<Ven> no the secretary
<Ven> and one of those highly qualified ppl was an incredibly hot brazilian chick
<cyberjacques> lol
<Ven> yet somehow, THIS MONKEY RETARD GETS THE JOB
<Ven> she does't have the first fucking clue about anything
* AngellicAgony laughs
<cyberjacques> is she stupid, or just incompetent?
<Ven> she's old enough to be my mother and has supposedly been working in office admin her entire life
<Ven> I can only assume she worked on a small desert island with no electronic equipment
<Ven> and no telephones either, because her telephone skills are shite
<Ven> jacques, she is both stupid and incompetent
<Ven> as well as ignorant
<Ven> she has the intuition of a brick
<Ven> I would not be at all sorry to see her head impaled by a runaway forklift

I will pay £50 to anyone who will bleed her for me.
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her blood would probably lower my iq... no thanks :twisted:
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