Sandwiches!

iCEhOT · Post by **iCEhOT** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 3:20 pm

Why does my mum make the shittest sandwiches in the world??? The filling is non-existant, there aint enough butter, they're so dry, it takes me like 30 minutes to get thru one, I have to take a sip of water after every mouthfull just to swallow the fucker.... Only thing worse would be having to make my own sandwiches!!

AND... she puts lettuce and cucumber in it ffs, just makes it soggy and taste bad - GREEN AGAIN!!! AGGGHHH

Post by **gilthanaz** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 3:23 pm

... so, youre telling us your mommy makes you a lunch pack

iCEhOT · Post by **iCEhOT** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 3:23 pm

yes she does, and it's crap!

Post by **gilthanaz** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 3:28 pm

Make your lunchpack yourself then, mate?

iCEhOT · Post by **iCEhOT** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 3:30 pm

I just clearly explained, that the only thing worse than eating this shit my mum likes to call a sandwich, is making them myself

Post by **gilthanaz** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 3:32 pm

Yeah, i kinda overread that. Why not buy premade good sandwitches then on the way to work

desi · Post by **desi** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 3:37 pm

how did you get so lazy, Jode? a good sandwich is a thing of beauty, make an effort

poppycat · Post by **poppycat** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 4:05 pm

Awwww...maybe you could ask your mum if you could have school..erm.. I mean cafeteria dinners instead. She could give you a couple of quid for chips and a can of coke every day

*pats you on the head*

desi · Post by **desi** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 4:07 pm

we trying to kill Jode off now?

poppycat · Post by **poppycat** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 4:09 pm

Would we do such a thing?

desi · Post by **desi** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 4:12 pm

i dunno... to see if we can or not?

poppycat · Post by **poppycat** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 4:18 pm

Jode is immortal I think. He is too stubborn to admit that he could die and therefore when the time comes he will not, instead choosing to give life just one more chance to prove it wont assfuck him. Of course it will still anally violate him with a splintery broom, but he will hold on regardless because that is Jode

desi · Post by **desi** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 4:21 pm

*nodnods & hugs* Jode rox0rz

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... wait, aren't we meant to be bitching here?

poppycat · Post by **poppycat** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 4:26 pm

Yeah we are... he has really crap taste in women.. I mean exceptionally unbelievable crap taste. If he was on Blind date and he was picking, he would choose the transexual alien with 3 heads and tourettes who was just getting over her 16 previous relationships.

desi · Post by **desi** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 4:30 pm

and #16 prolly wouldn't have ended

Das Werkstatt

Sandwiches!

Sandwiches!

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hehe.

Oh.